i hope that whenever calum has his first born son his wife puts the newborn in a turtle costume and hands him over to calum and says “be careful with him hes smalla than a bug”
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"